Welcome to ... I'... The Legend of Viker biker
About viker biker and spoondini
Viker biker was founded by myself in 2005 and was only intended as a joke..
but after it went in the media I decieded to keep it going
from July 2009 The biker and armour has been updated to real light knight steel and knight gountlet gloves.
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Spoondini was founded by myself back in 1984 it was thanks to esther Rantzen and her Team.. I gues you could say Esther was the Queen of spoon hanging. I followed it on to
human face spoon/cutlery hanging I upgaded the talent to irons forks knives spanners small pans etc due to much challenges now 2009 Im the worlds original magnetic man of the 1980s
both talents have my copy rights..it has been seen in some movies and they have some of my ideas..
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Both talents Are in the media..
Spoondini itv1/2 Britians got talent.. 2007
my kind of people/ House ao astonishment with host rob rouse.. 2003 That's Life. BBC TV 1985 with Esther Rantzen and her team... Chat magazine/
ITN News at 10.
The Truth is Spoondini.. Original in the whole world..
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Viker biker .. Anglia/yorkshire/central/ news
MCN/Bike/Evening Telegrapgh Pboro/boston standard/Chat magazine/National Examiner Florida USA/The sun/ The Daily Record/boston standard/
Grantham news paper/
The Leicester Mercury..sept2009.more not known of as yet..
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THIS IS A SIMPLE WEBSITE. SO TAKE A LOOK AT MY WORK OF PHOTOS AND VIDEOS
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General information
Mark slater born on 13th of august 1960 star sign LEO birth place Oldham Lancs nick named "Mad Mac."..lol
left oldham when i was about 8 and moved to north highlands scotland raised in the small town of Alness..
my hobbies are entertainging/ cafes/guitar/ key boards/mouth organ/UFO/ my spoon-cutlery hanging/some tv.
I like Celtic,Newage, Some rock and roll music.
Im Married with two sons 21 and 24 and an autistic Daughter aged 17
my dislikes are Sorry I dont like sport at all no intrest in it what so ever..! I dont like snobs/insults /violence. I just don't care about you and your jelousy so go a bye yourself a happy meal...you sad people I just want to be left alone please. you live in your world and I'll live in mine.. my reall life is stressful enough somtimes .. thankyou.. if your nice to me then I,m nice to you okay guys..
I live in peterborough at the moment.. came here by mistake..!
But will be leaving moving back to the north... as i miss my homeland..
some people think im local in peterborough .... But Im also local in other cities, london/nottingham/Leicester/Birmingham/
and im traveling further each time..
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questions people ask me ..
Do the police ever stop me...
answer ..why..
I'm not harming anyone my armour is not a danger to me or others the police have better thing to do than stop a guy in Rubber and tin.. with a cloth mask on.. I have seen all kinds of things on the roads.. Tanks/cars with all kinds of things on them.. I have been stoped for poor lighting which I have now fixed.. the officer was nice about it and it was reported by an on looker motorist ...not the police. At xmas I give cards out to my fans/ and police/firemen/amblance/hospitals/Rac/withing them go luck for the future.. I somtime go on runs with the local biker for charity..
why do I wear all that gear and am I hot in it..? Bluddy stupid question..!!
Answer... Co's its what I like I do it for myself not for pulicity and it keeps me fit as im a Diabetic type 2
yes it can be a bit hot' but not when I'm on my bike' Motor viking".. Around.
There are others out there, with all in one leather suits and smiley Knee Caps a lots more hotter than me.. lol ;-D
I like trying to cheer people up young or old..;-) I also keep an eye on the city streets or side roads for any possible danger.. ;-0
and I will help if safe to do so. people in all walks of life have to live with an ever changing world.. I cant change anything.. but maybe I can make a diifence.. that's what matters.. no matter who you are on the globe..Im
The peoples legend... lol
I have picked up dagerous hazards of the roads.. wheel trims/branches/ big stones..tyres/bumpers...etc.
I have been riding bikes since about 1977 on and of the road..
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Fans.. I dont mind anyone making a fan club /putting me on there site etc be it Spoondini or Viker Biker..
But I don't like anyone doing it for the wrong reasons.. just co's there board and don't like me... so hey..! do I know you.?
and what have I done to you to piss you off so much.. are you really that boaring..
my work is copy written .. if you want to use my photo for your adverts then you will have to pay me a donation..
However if its for your charities let me know..
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I don't raise money for charities all the time .. I go as support' to some chareties if it's not.. to far away..
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I have also done birthdays/and kissagrams.. and Spoondini has also performed in Top night clubs
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people I have met are as follows..
Esther Rantezen a warm lovely lady full of thats |life.! Rob Rouse in channel 5 from the bunkbed boys.. verry fun man
gavin campell from thats life staight forward a big bloke.. michael Barrymore big bloke funny man down to earth.
spoke to uri geller on The phone a verry nice chap with a deep voice..
met Ant and deck ants great funny Deck is mental always messing around never still there great guys to meet.. simon on stage was more kinder.. woooooo..!! ihave met many other stars since my early day when i invented spoondini back in 1984..in 2000 I made a millinium promise to the world i would try to make people laugh for as long as it take you can view this promise on a bench in flag fen in peterborough which is set in the fens and has a lot of viking history.. what is strange is the fact thats back then i had nothing to do with vikings..! yet that was the place i had chosen back then..
originaly vikings did not have horns so IM Told but im the new age viking that does and im the good one making up for the old age bad one... somewere we are all a bit of viking..
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Viker biker newage biker knight meaning..! not of the old vikings.. New Age breed" one of a kind.. Hey okay, so I don't have a long beard or tattoos or earings.. I think those guys are a legend.. So I'm different sorry... can't change who I am.I,ve been on bikes since 1974.. I've had loads.. BSA 250 C11/BSA Bantom 250/CZ 250/Honda XL250sSuzuki GT250/Triumph Tiger cub.
and yep..a honda cub 90/Honda express..lol suzukie 50/ kawazaki AR125/ many others all in the past. I got my latest Bike' a yamaha virago 535 from Harelston between norfolk/suffolk back in 2003, it use to be dark green with straight bars, back then.
Today the bike was update to viker biker style by myself it has music system/display text/Tom tom/ and fitted with cctv Cams for road use.. As only as I came of my bike back in 2005.. The guy in a land rover said he did'nt see me stoping to wait for him to turn right as I thought he was going to turn I pulled on the brake and down i went.. ened up with a broken finger right hand.. the armour did its job.. however, the guy lyied to the police. and said he see me fall of my bike.. but why was he turning right across the line.. the kids distracted him he said... i hope he lives with it for life...
Yea right..!!
There was no proof so I lost the claim. the truth is most of the problem is that keep the kids under control and LOOK for bikers we are here.. and now so is my cams DVR back and front these are only used as awitness claim as proof if I come of my bike..
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All the armour has been updated to since July 2009 to a light steal designed by myself for road use there are no sharp metal pionts sticking out the bottom lower half of the arms are made by me the rest I bought on ebay and redesigned it.
it has to be well oiled and waxed against the weather..I have knight gloves made in india also metal and brass fingers. some people would think that this is dangerous.. but it.s no more dangerous than a bar on a land rover or someone with a suit of had plastic with big smiley knee caps on.. This armour is a lot lighter and smaller than the old type knight armour which is a lot bigger and more heavy. under my armour I have well padded lethers to potect me most of my metal armour is also padded by me.. I have to Viking helmets one for walking around in is solid steel with brass eye brows and real horns.. My biker hemet is a latex skin that fastens on as i cant stick it down.. the horns on it are rubber..
my jacket I wear over my armour is Leather painted with cloth paint silver the studs on it are metal spikes with the ends have been blunted The horns are rubber the Boots are Metal toe caps painter silver.. all the armour has been rouned of any sharp corners.. the armour is help on by leather straps.. It take me about 30 mins to get dressed before I go out on a run.. I also check everything on my bike before setting of..
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I don't really like to take people on the back of my bike.. but, I some times take my Sister Debbie... Tiny Tears
on The back
I also like to visit Matlock,oldham, Nottingham,London,lincolne,skegness, yarmouth, norwich.. etc.
I profer the North as Im a Northerner originally from oldham Lancs. allthough I was raised in the Highland town of Alness..
Thanks for lookin'
byeeeee
General information
Mark slater born on 13th of august 1960 star sign LEO birth place Oldham Lancs nick named "Mad Mac."..lol
left oldham when i was about 8 and moved to north highlands scotland raised in the small town of Alness..
my hobbies are entertainging/ cafes/guitar/ key boards/mouth organ/UFO/ my spoon-cutlery hanging/some tv.
I like Celtic,Newage, Some rock and roll music.
Im Married with two sons 21 and 24 and an autistic Daughter aged 17
my dislikes are Sorry I dont like sport at all no intrest in it what so ever..! I dont like snobs/insults /violence. I just don't care about you and your jelousy so go a bye yourself a happy meal...you sad people I just want to be left alone please. you live in your world and I'll live in mine.. my reall life is stressful enough somtimes .. thankyou.. if your nice to me then I,m nice to you okay guys..
I live in peterborough at the moment.. came here by mistake..!
But will be leaving moving back to the north... as i miss my homeland..
some people think im local in peterborough .... But Im also local in other cities, london/nottingham/Leicester/Birmingham/
and im traveling further each time..
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questions people ask me ..
Do the police ever stop me...
answer ..why..
I'm not harming anyone my armour is not a danger to me or others the police have better thing to do than stop a guy in Rubber and tin.. with a cloth mask on.. I have seen all kinds of things on the roads.. Tanks/cars with all kinds of things on them.. I have been stoped for poor lighting which I have now fixed.. the officer was nice about it and it was reported by an on looker motorist ...not the police. At xmas I give cards out to my fans/ and police/firemen/amblance/hospitals/Rac/withing them go luck for the future.. I somtime go on runs with the local biker for charity..
why do I wear all that gear and am I hot in it..? Bluddy stupid question..!!
Answer... Co's its what I like I do it for myself not for pulicity and it keeps me fit as im a Diabetic type 2
yes it can be a bit hot' but not when I'm on my bike' Motor viking".. Around.
There are others out there, with all in one leather suits and smiley Knee Caps a lots more hotter than me.. lol ;-D
I like trying to cheer people up young or old..;-) I also keep an eye on the city streets or side roads for any possible danger.. ;-0
and I will help if safe to do so. people in all walks of life have to live with an ever changing world.. I cant change anything.. but maybe I can make a diifence.. that's what matters.. no matter who you are on the globe..Im
The peoples legend... lol
I have picked up dagerous hazards of the roads.. wheel trims/branches/ big stones..tyres/bumpers...etc.
I have been riding bikes since about 1977 on and of the road..
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Fans.. I dont mind anyone making a fan club /putting me on there site etc be it Spoondini or Viker Biker..
But I don't like anyone doing it for the wrong reasons.. just co's there board and don't like me... so hey..! do I know you.?
and what have I done to you to piss you off so much.. are you really that boaring..
my work is copy written .. if you want to use my photo for your adverts then you will have to pay me a donation..
However if its for your charities let me know..
*********************************************************************************************
I don't raise money for charities all the time .. I go as support' to some chareties if it's not.. to far away..
********************************************************************************************
I have also done birthdays/and kissagrams.. and Spoondini has also performed in Top night clubs
*******************************************************************************************
people I have met are as follows..
Esther Rantezen a warm lovely lady full of thats |life.! Rob Rouse in channel 5 from the bunkbed boys.. verry fun man
gavin campell from thats life staight forward a big bloke.. michael Barrymore big bloke funny man down to earth.
spoke to uri geller on The phone a verry nice chap with a deep voice..
met Ant and deck ants great funny Deck is mental always messing around never still there great guys to meet.. simon on stage was more kinder.. woooooo..!! ihave met many other stars since my early day when i invented spoondini back in 1984..in 2000 I made a millinium promise to the world i would try to make people laugh for as long as it take you can view this promise on a bench in flag fen in peterborough which is set in the fens and has a lot of viking history.. what is strange is the fact thats back then i had nothing to do with vikings..! yet that was the place i had chosen back then..
originaly vikings did not have horns so IM Told but im the new age viking that does and im the good one making up for the old age bad one... somewere we are all a bit of viking..
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Viker biker newage biker knight meaning..! not of the old vikings.. New Age breed" one of a kind.. Hey okay, so I don't have a long beard or tattoos or earings.. I think those guys are a legend.. So I'm different sorry... can't change who I am.I,ve been on bikes since 1974.. I've had loads.. BSA 250 C11/BSA Bantom 250/CZ 250/Honda XL250sSuzuki GT250/Triumph Tiger cub.
and yep..a honda cub 90/Honda express..lol suzukie 50/ kawazaki AR125/ many others all in the past. I got my latest Bike' a yamaha virago 535 from Harelston between norfolk/suffolk back in 2003, it use to be dark green with straight bars, back then.
Today the bike was update to viker biker style by myself it has music system/display text/Tom tom/ and fitted with cctv Cams for road use.. As only as I came of my bike back in 2005.. The guy in a land rover said he did'nt see me stoping to wait for him to turn right as I thought he was going to turn I pulled on the brake and down i went.. ened up with a broken finger right hand.. the armour did its job.. however, the guy lyied to the police. and said he see me fall of my bike.. but why was he turning right across the line.. the kids distracted him he said... i hope he lives with it for life...
Yea right..!!
There was no proof so I lost the claim. the truth is most of the problem is that keep the kids under control and LOOK for bikers we are here.. and now so is my cams DVR back and front these are only used as awitness claim as proof if I come of my bike..
***************************************************************************************************
All the armour has been updated to since July 2009 to a light steal designed by myself for road use there are no sharp metal pionts sticking out the bottom lower half of the arms are made by me the rest I bought on ebay and redesigned it.
it has to be well oiled and waxed against the weather..I have knight gloves made in india also metal and brass fingers. some people would think that this is dangerous.. but it.s no more dangerous than a bar on a land rover or someone with a suit of had plastic with big smiley knee caps on.. This armour is a lot lighter and smaller than the old type knight armour which is a lot bigger and more heavy. under my armour I have well padded lethers to potect me most of my metal armour is also padded by me.. I have to Viking helmets one for walking around in is solid steel with brass eye brows and real horns.. My biker hemet is a latex skin that fastens on as i cant stick it down.. the horns on it are rubber..
my jacket I wear over my armour is Leather painted with cloth paint silver the studs on it are metal spikes with the ends have been blunted The horns are rubber the Boots are Metal toe caps painter silver.. all the armour has been rouned of any sharp corners.. the armour is help on by leather straps.. It take me about 30 mins to get dressed before I go out on a run.. I also check everything on my bike before setting of..
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I don't really like to take people on the back of my bike.. but, I some times take my Sister Debbie... Tiny Tears
on The back
I also like to visit Matlock,oldham, Nottingham,London,lincolne,skegness, yarmouth, norwich.. etc.
I profer the North as Im a Northerner originally from oldham Lancs. allthough I was raised in the Highland town of Alness..
Thanks for lookin'
byeeeee